do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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