To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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