Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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