you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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