The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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