Ambien. No doubt about it.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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