i would punch a child for taco bell
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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