If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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