i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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