Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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