Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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