your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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