i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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