It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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