I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
How's work?
Spinning.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
