Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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