i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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