What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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