i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
