How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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