$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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