Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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