oh god the rape fog is back!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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