Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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