I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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