There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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