i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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