Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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