Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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