Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
