From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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