Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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