ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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