it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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