he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
