Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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