Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Your penis caused this!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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