So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just had sex on a roof
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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