So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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