well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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