You work out of a Hotel?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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