never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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