Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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