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I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
where am i from again
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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