Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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