can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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