OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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