we have officially lost it.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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