Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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