Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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