I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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