He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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