At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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