Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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